In this stunning turn of events, The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem have virtually bitch slapped the Senators of Ottawa and threaten to win the series tomarrow night at home. This shocking development has led to some disturbing moves from our leary neighbors to the north, this announcement has just come in hot off the press:
”Pentagon sources said the Canadian air force has scrambled its entire fleet and may be preparing a retaliatory assault if the Anahiem Ducks should prevail. Pray for the good folks of Tampa, Raleigh and Anaheim if that happens — hell hath no fury like two DC-8s carrying a full payload of molten maple syrup.” The spokeman went on to say that, “This is a very typical Canadian response and ground crews have already mobilized their efforts to build the worlds largest Pancake to absorb the sticky onslaught of the Canadian Hordes, if it is successful then the Pancake and its sugary payload will be dropped by B52 bombers on top of all Iran!!!”
Anahiem is the favorite at-160 (risk $160 to win $100) with a come back of +140(risk $100 to win $140) on Ottawa, its not looking good for the Canadian club, in fact it looks hopeless.
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