What exactly does Shaq’s return to the Pacific division mean???  Well to tell you the truth it really doesn’t mean much, Snaq’s(opps!!!) I mean Shaq’s performance has really gone down hill lately, take a look at the numbers below:

I mean they are giving this guy $20 million this year!  And what are they getting for it? An over the hill, overweight 36 year old has been whose ego is so big that it is laughable and I am almost embarrased for him because he doesn’t know how dumb he looks also he has now given himself yet another new nick name in Phoenix, (cue the drumline…..In an announcers voice)”Ladies and gentlemen your Phoenix Suns are proud to welcome the newest edition to the team, put your hands together for……The Big Cactus“ Give me a break!!! What a douche, this is the same guy that made mafia references to himself as the God Father while in Miami.  So what have we learned? 1. Shaq’s numbers have seemingly taken a nose dive kamikaze style and wouldn’t even be considered a threat by my hometown highschool basketball team. 2. Shaq has continued the ego trip that has made him the douchbag that he is today by giving himself another new nick name that sounds totally retarded. And 3. Actually we didn’t learn this, but I am imforming you of this fact right now, Shaq was only brought in as name recognition and someone to rough up Kobe who is easily shaken, his presence will stir up the Western Conference and force teams to rethink their game plans(they can draw alot more charging penalties now).  Shaq will be there to push around Yao Ming, heckle Dirk, punk Greg Oden, bitch slap Kobe and physically abuse Andrew Bynum who is definantly not ready for the likes of Shaq Fu (this kid can’t even get into the bar yet for christs sake, whats he doing in the NBA?). 

Shaq will make his debut as a Sun tonight against none other than the Lakers, which is perfect because I am a staunch Laker Hater and would like nothing more than to see them get pounded.  The game will be in Phoenix and televised on ESPN the current spread on the game is Phoenix -4 with the over/under total 222.  Obviously they don’t expect much defense in this game which I think is a mistake, the presence of “The Big Cactus” should raise some pulses and disrupt the rythem of the game for both teams. Take the Under 222 right now! Get it before the odds makers read my blog and figure out the mistake they have made.

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